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[Events]
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Comment: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:00.00,Default,,0,0,0,,## OP ##
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.14,0:01:34.36,OpKara,,0,0,0,,{\be3}Our fates were united that day...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.69,0:01:38.22,OpKara,,0,0,0,,{\be3}Akibare go, go!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.01,0:01:43.63,OpKara,,0,0,0,,{\be3}Akibare go, go!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.60,0:01:51.71,OpKara,,0,0,0,,{\be3}I've followed you from afar for so long (Akibaranger)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.77,0:01:57.05,OpKara,,0,0,0,,{\be3}Mimicking your moves, looking up to you through my life
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.18,0:02:02.48,OpKara,,0,0,0,,{\be3}So, once again, find the courage to march forward (Akibaranger)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.58,0:02:07.85,OpKara,,0,0,0,,{\be3}Whether it's burning hot, freezing cold, or black as night, they'll be okay like cheap sushi!{let's just drop sushi. It's a community-based gag.}{you know where are we even getting the "grade" from? I don't wanna just change it but heiki's just like "okay", "alright", "fine", etc and I dunno why we're doing it as a descriptor of quality rather than state}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.29,0:02:11.52,OpKara,,0,0,0,,{\be3}The pain, the pain, the pain, of loving too much!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.66,0:02:14.33,OpKara,,0,0,0,,{\be3}Awkward, awkward, awkward, awkwardly passionate!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.59,0:02:17.80,OpKara,,0,0,0,,{\be3}Take ahold of your goddess-like armor
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.96,0:02:22.30,OpKara,,0,0,0,,{\be3}Get ready for an eternal embrace explosion! (Ka-boom!)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.43,0:02:27.31,OpKara,,0,0,0,,{\be3}They're the extra warriors who aren't quite legends yet
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.37,0:02:32.84,OpKara,,0,0,0,,{\be3}They fight so hard to pay fiery tribute!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.98,0:02:38.15,OpKara,,0,0,0,,{\be3}Only people who know this kind of\Npain can be this strong and kind
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.22,0:02:41.02,OpKara,,0,0,0,,{\be3}The greatest ever (heheh) The craziest (heheh)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.09,0:02:43.72,OpKara,,0,0,0,,{\be3}Oh yes, party time! (heheh) It's about to start (heh!)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.82,0:02:48.79,OpKara,,0,0,0,,{\be3}A! Ki! Ba! Akibaranger!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.14,0:02:52.31,OpKara,,0,0,0,,{\be3}Sorry about being so awkward! (Hey!)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.50,0:01:17.07,DefaultTop,,0,0,0,,{\bord4}A city built upon delusion: Akihabara.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.07,0:01:18.69,DefaultTop,,0,0,0,,{\bord4}There, three warriors who\Nbelieved that pain is power
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.69,0:01:21.05,DefaultTop,,0,0,0,,{\bord4}fought battles that existed\Nentirely in their heads.{orig: Once, there were three young people who mistook pain for power, and fought an imaginary battle.}{There we find three warriors who believed that shame/pain is power,\Nand who fought battles that existed entirely in their heads. - to line it up with S1 script}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.05,0:01:23.04,DefaultTop,,0,0,0,,{\bord4}And their story isn't over! {I just copied over last year's narration, tweak if necessary}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.10,0:01:42.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Unofficial Sentai Akibaranger! Season 2 (Painful)!{:eff with the logo}
Comment: 0,0:00:22.58,0:00:24.58,Default,,0,0,0,,## OP Credits ##
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.96,0:01:18.38,SaburoSmall,,0,0,0,,{\fade(255,0,215,0,398,3025,3401)\pos(587.273,593.745)}Created By
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.96,0:01:18.38,Saburo,,0,0,0,,{\fade(255,0,215,0,398,3025,3401)\pos(612.727,593.745)}Hatte Saburo
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.00,0:01:22.42,SaburoSmall,,0,0,0,,{\fade(255,0,215,0,398,3025,3401)\pos(390.473,441.745)}Producers
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.00,0:01:22.42,Saburo,,0,0,0,,{\fade(255,0,215,0,398,3025,3401)\pos(415.927,441.745)}Hikasa Jun
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.00,0:01:22.42,Saburo,,0,0,0,,{\fade(255,0,215,0,398,3025,3401)\pos(630.327,508.945)}Ishikawa Kei\NMizuki Taku\N{\fs25}(Toei)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.00,0:01:22.42,Saburo,,0,0,0,,{\fade(255,0,215,0,398,3025,3401)\pos(897.527,473.745)}Yada Kohichi\N{\fs25}(Toei Agency)
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Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.97,0:01:30.39,SaburoSmall,,0,0,0,,{\fade(255,0,255,0,441,3027,3444)\pos(587.273,555)}Music
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.97,0:01:30.43,Saburo,,0,0,0,,{\fade(255,0,255,0,441,3027,3444)\pos(612.727,555)}Kawai Kenji
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.28,0:01:50.70,SaburoSmall,,0,0,0,,{\fade(255,0,255,0,441,3027,3444)\an2\pos(489,520)}Akagi Nobuo\NAkibaRed
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Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.97,0:02:09.43,Saburo,,0,0,0,,{\fad(404,388)\pos(625,530)}Uchida Maaya
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.97,0:02:13.43,SaburoSmall,,0,0,0,,{\fad(404,388)\pos(270.473,446.545)}Mita KozKoz
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.97,0:02:13.43,Saburo,,0,0,0,,{\fad(404,388)\pos(140.727,494.545)}Aikawa Kozue
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.97,0:02:13.43,Saburo,,0,0,0,,{\fad(404,388)\pos(905,490)}Yamagata Yukio
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.48,0:02:18.94,SaburoSmall,,0,0,0,,{\fad(404,388)\pos(1205,190)}Editor-in-Chief HVD's voice
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Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.48,0:02:18.94,SaburoSmall,,0,0,0,,{\fad(404,388)\pos(336.473,429.345)}China Red's voice
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.48,0:02:18.94,Saburo,,0,0,0,,{\fad(404,388)\pos(142.327,475.745)}Tomokazu Seki
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.48,0:02:18.94,SaburoSmall,,0,0,0,,{\fad(404,388)\pos(344.8,306.4)}Kibaranger's voice
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.48,0:02:18.94,Saburo,,0,0,0,,{\fad(404,388)\pos(139.8,356.4)}Abe Wataru
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.48,0:02:18.94,SaburoSmall,,0,0,0,,{\fad(404,388)\pos(341.6,192.8)}Ryuranger's voice
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.48,0:02:18.94,Saburo,,0,0,0,,{\fad(404,388)\pos(136.6,242.8)}Wada Keiichi
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.66,0:02:23.12,SaburoSmall,,0,0,0,,{\fad(404,388)\pos(571,537)}Malshina
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.66,0:02:23.12,Saburo,,0,0,0,,{\fad(404,388)\pos(625,537)}Honoka
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.66,0:02:27.12,SaburoSmall,,0,0,0,,{\fad(404,388)\pos(571,537)}General Pain
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Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.70,0:02:31.12,Saburo,,0,0,0,,{\fad(404,388)\pos(857,397)}Fujita Fusayo
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.70,0:02:31.12,Saburo,,0,0,0,,{\fad(404,388)\pos(517,400)}Ooshima Haruka
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.70,0:02:31.12,Saburo,,0,0,0,,{\fad(404,388)\pos(201,402)}Wada Sanshiro
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.67,0:02:39.09,SaburoSmall,,0,0,0,,{\fad(404,388)\pos(556,373)}Opening Theme
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.67,0:02:39.09,SaburoSmall,,0,0,0,,{\fad(404,388)\fs23\an1\pos(129.4,490.6)}Text, Composition:
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.67,0:02:39.09,SaburoSmall,,0,0,0,,{\fad(404,388)\fs26\an1\pos(187,522.6)}Momoi Halko
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.67,0:02:39.09,SaburoSmall,,0,0,0,,{\fad(404,388)\fs23\an1\pos(188.6,559.4)}Arrangement:
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.67,0:02:39.09,SaburoSmall,,0,0,0,,{\fad(404,388)\fs26\an1\pos(137.4,594.6)}Kagojima Hiroaki
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.67,0:02:39.09,SaburoSmall,,0,0,0,,{\fad(404,388)\fs23\an1\pos(940.6,469.8)}Vocals:
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Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.67,0:02:39.09,SaburoSmall,,0,0,0,,{\fad(404,388)\fs26\an1\pos(956.8,603.2)}Project.R
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.67,0:02:39.09,Saburo,,0,0,0,,{\fad(404,388)\pos(649,410.6)}Akibaranger Season 2
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.67,0:02:43.09,SaburoSmall,,0,0,0,,{\fad(404,388)\pos(631.8,524.2)}Action Director
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.67,0:02:43.09,Saburo,,0,0,0,,{\fad(404,388)\pos(660.2,524.2)}Oohashi Akira
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.51,0:02:48.93,SaburoSmall,,0,0,0,,{\fad(404,388)\pos(473.4,508.2)}Produced by
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.51,0:02:48.93,Saburo,,0,0,0,,{\fad(404,388)\pos(498.6,557.8)}Toei
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.51,0:02:48.93,Saburo,,0,0,0,,{\fad(404,388)\pos(629.8,557.8)}Toei Agency
Comment: 0,0:00:04.66,0:00:06.66,Default,,0,0,0,,## ed ##
Dialogue: 0,0:24:14.23,0:24:25.59,EdKara,,0,0,0,,{\be3\fad(100,100)}Oh, God, if you can grant me just one wish...
Dialogue: 0,0:24:25.59,0:24:36.81,EdKara,,0,0,0,,{\be3\fad(100,100)}Oh, God, I want to be a superhero!
Dialogue: 0,0:24:36.81,0:24:39.98,EdKara,,0,0,0,,{\be3\fad(100,100)}Please!
Dialogue: 0,0:24:39.98,0:24:43.02,EdKara,,0,0,0,,{\be3\fad(100,100)}GoGo V represents courage and justice!
Dialogue: 0,0:24:43.02,0:24:45.85,EdKara,,0,0,0,,{\be3\fad(100,100)}It really gets you, right? It really strikes you, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:45.85,0:24:48.55,EdKara,,0,0,0,,{\be3\fad(100,100)}But we can all be like GoGo V!
Dialogue: 0,0:24:48.55,0:24:53.14,EdKara,,0,0,0,,{\be3\fad(100,100)}I've got a righteous heart, too!
Dialogue: 0,0:24:54.27,0:24:57.18,EdKara,,0,0,0,,{\be3\fad(100,100)}I'm ready to move out at any time, you know!
Dialogue: 0,0:24:57.18,0:25:00.19,EdKara,,0,0,0,,{\be3\fad(100,100)}I don't even mind bike riding over rocky terrain {I'd suggest changing to 'bike riding'}
Dialogue: 0,0:25:00.19,0:25:02.84,EdKara,,0,0,0,,{\be3\fad(100,100)}Even if you don't call for me,
Dialogue: 0,0:25:02.84,0:25:05.65,EdKara,,0,0,0,,{\be3\fad(100,100)}when the rescue soldiers are in trouble
Dialogue: 0,0:25:05.65,0:25:08.80,EdKara,,0,0,0,,{\be3\fad(100,100)}I'll be the one to rescue them!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:09.18,0:25:11.42,EdKara,,0,0,0,,{\be3\fad(100,100)}I'm gonna do it!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:11.42,0:25:14.29,EdKara,,0,0,0,,{\be3\fad(100,100)}Go! Five! Go! Six!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:14.29,0:25:17.16,EdKara,,0,0,0,,{\be3\fad(100,100)}Like the sixth member of the team!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:17.16,0:25:21.84,EdKara,,0,0,0,,{\be3\fad(100,100)}My burning heart is always ready for action
Dialogue: 0,0:25:22.78,0:25:25.72,EdKara,,0,0,0,,{\be3\fad(100,100)}Go! Five! Love sick!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:25.72,0:25:28.63,EdKara,,0,0,0,,{\be3\fad(100,100)}Like the passion of a girl in love
Dialogue: 0,0:25:28.63,0:25:33.19,EdKara,,0,0,0,,{\be3\fad(100,150)}I only have eyes for you!
Comment: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:00.49,Default,,0,0,0,,## signs ##
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Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.56,0:00:02.23,Gun,,0,0,0,,{\frz323.7\fad(150,0)\c&H2D2EBB&\4c&H8C7952&\pos(615.2,580.6)}{\fs65\bord1.5\shad3}Akibaranger
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.23,0:00:03.10,GreetCards,,0,0,0,,{\frz354.2\fscx80\pos(920,506)}We're\Ncounting\Non you,\NAkiba Blue!
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Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.23,0:00:03.10,GreetCards,,0,0,0,,{\fscx80\pos(318,442)\frz356.2}Idol to all,\NAkiba Yellow!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.10,0:00:03.90,GreetCards,,0,0,0,,{\fs50\pos(536,536)\frz357.8}Our hero,\NAkiba Red!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.95,0:03:07.70,EpTitle1,,0,0,0,,{\yshad-5.454545\xshad5.454545\pos(546,598)}EPISODE 3
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.70,0:03:08.25,EpTitle1,,0,0,0,,{\yshad-5.454545\xshad5.454545\move(546,600,546,760,0,505)}EPISODE 3
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.95,0:03:07.70,EpTitle2,,0,0,0,,{\yshad-5.454545\xshad-5.454545\pos(618,598)\fscx90}MARTIAL ARTS DELUSIONS
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.70,0:03:08.25,EpTitle2,,0,0,0,,{\yshad-5.454545\xshad-5.454545\move(618,600,618,760,0,505)\fscx90}MARTIAL ARTS DELUSIONS
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.30,0:03:24.93,SignTop,,0,0,0,,{\i1}I was revived from beneath the frozen ice of the Arctic.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.63,0:04:00.05,SignTop,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Just summarize it for yourself
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.81,0:04:15.15,SignTop,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Now I'm going to have you all beaten to a pulp! Prepare yourselves!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.90,0:04:23.95,KibaAttack,,0,0,0,,{\be1\fad(0,729)\pos(640,520)}Roaring New Star    Shocking Echo
Comment: 0,0:07:10.03,0:07:14.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Sign in back: "I was revived from beneath the frozen ice of the Arctic"
Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.28,0:08:36.57,Mikiqedia,,0,0,0,,{\pos(714,456)\frx2\fry6\frz1.325}atrocious ratings
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.57,0:08:38.99,Mikiqedia,,0,0,0,,{\pos(522,477)}Inoue Toshiki was brought on to salvage
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.70,0:08:41.08,Mikiqedia,,0,0,0,,{\pos(688,503.667)\frz0.6229}canceled after 13 episodes.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.91,0:08:42.58,Mikiqedia,,0,0,0,,{\pos(554,533)}worst Super Sentai series
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.58,0:08:44.00,Mikiqedia,,0,0,0,,{\pos(701,546)}darkest time in the franchise's history
Comment: 0,0:08:46.50,0:08:47.92,SignTop,,0,0,0,,{\i1}[Citation needed]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.09,0:08:56.09,Poodle,,0,0,0,,{\pos(876,366)\frz0.4923\frx2\fry2}Five-Star Sentai Akibaranger...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.09,0:08:56.09,Poodle,,0,0,0,,{\fs14\c&H363834&\frz1.398\pos(985.507,410.571)}- More sizes
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.09,0:08:56.09,Poodle,,0,0,0,,{\fs11\c&H3B3D38&\pos(882.667,584)\frz0.3634}Images may be subject to copyright.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.09,0:08:56.09,Poodle,,0,0,0,,{\fs12\b1\c&H9F9F9F&\frx2\fry2\pos(885,457)\frz0.8133}Visit page   View original image   More info
Dialogue: 0,0:09:14.36,0:09:19.03,SignTop,,0,0,0,,lolololololololol
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.90,0:09:54.53,SignTop,,0,0,0,,Toei Building {Hall might be "building"? Kanji is "eigakan"}{toei building gives me hits that aren't porn, so that's probably it}
Dialogue: 0,0:12:43.86,0:12:45.24,TVScript,,0,0,0,,{\fad(112,0)\frx12\fry14\pos(632,116)\frz7.026}TV series
Dialogue: 0,0:12:43.86,0:12:45.24,TVScriptBold,,0,0,0,,{\fad(112,0)\c&H9E7956&\pos(650.4,380.4)\frx6\fry16\frz9.832}FIVE-STAR SENTAI {\c&H16048F&}DAIRANGER
Dialogue: 0,0:12:43.86,0:12:45.24,TVScript,,0,0,0,,{\fad(112,0)\frx4\fry14\pos(652,459.2)\frz10.62}Revival!!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:32.36,0:15:33.37,StringBaron,,0,0,0,,{\frx2\fry348\frz1.001\clip(984,382,1152,437)\move(1119.4,431.4,989.8,437.8,30,530)}String Baron
Dialogue: 0,0:15:33.37,0:15:34.83,KabukiLad,,0,0,0,,{\frx0\fry354\pos(992,597.6)}Kabuki Lad
Dialogue: 0,0:15:34.95,0:15:35.62,Types,,0,0,0,,{\pos(920.8,425)\frx4\fry352\frz1.291}Baron
Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.62,0:15:35.83,Types,,0,0,0,,{\frx4\fry352\frz1.291\move(920.8,468.2,917.6,669.8,23,190)}Baron
Dialogue: 0,0:15:34.95,0:15:35.62,Types,,0,0,0,,{\frx4\fry350\pos(1082.4,417)\frz1.254}Lad
Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.62,0:15:35.83,Types,,0,0,0,,{\frx4\fry350\frz1.254\move(1079.2,465,1076,674.6,23,190)}Lad
Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.78,0:15:35.83,Gravestone,,0,0,0,,{\frx352\fry358\frz358.5\pos(988,612.8)\clip(m 907 604 l 1071 609 1071 577 918 577)}President Gravestone{it's a bit iffy hack, but the clip can't be rectangular and vector clips can't be animated either so}
Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.83,0:15:36.41,Gravestone,,0,0,0,,{\frx352\fry358\frz358.5\pos(988,612.8)}President Gravestone
Dialogue: 0,0:15:36.41,0:15:36.99,Gravestone,,0,0,0,,{\fs28\shad1\bord3\frx352\fry358\frz358.5\pos(991.2,584)}President Gravestone
Dialogue: 0,0:15:36.99,0:15:37.62,Gravestone,,0,0,0,,{\fs33\shad1.8\bord3\pos(992.8,574.4)\frx358\fry0\frz359.3}President Gravestone{:eff}
Comment: 0,0:16:14.66,0:16:15.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(747.2,470.4)}Marking Beam
Dialogue: 0,0:16:55.36,0:16:56.32,DaiEpTitle,,0,0,0,,{\fad(446,0)\be1\frx8\fry358\frz355.1\pos(943.666,580.667)}THE F-F-FINAL FIST!!! {sign: It's the The Final Fist. Not sure how to work the multiple das in there. Maybe F-F-Final like yugioh or something}
Dialogue: 0,0:18:12.02,0:18:13.53,DaiEpTitle,,0,0,0,,{\pos(1018,552)\shad1\fad(446,0)\be1\fs40\fscx78\frx6\fry358}AN IDOL'S FIRST EXPERIENCE{the title of episode 33 of Dairanger}
Dialogue: 0,0:24:11.05,0:24:14.01,EpTitle1,,0,0,0,,{\fs30\xshad-3\yshad-3\move(1197,750,1197,566,0,481)}TO BE CONTINUED
Dialogue: 0,0:24:25.65,0:24:29.11,Saburo,,0,0,0,,{\c&HFFFFFF&\3c&H000000&\fs24\fad(399,391)\bord1.8\pos(45.4,245)}Today's Ending Theme
Dialogue: 0,0:24:25.65,0:24:29.11,Saburo,,0,0,0,,{\fad(399,391)\c&HFFFFFF&\3c&H000000&\bord1.8\shad1.4\pos(42.2,329.8)}Go! Love Sick\N{\fs26\fscx90}~From "Rescue Sentai GoGoV" (1999)
Dialogue: 0,0:24:25.65,0:24:29.11,Saburo,,0,0,0,,{\fad(399,391)\c&HFFFFFF&\3c&H000000&\fs20\bord1.8\shad1\pos(50.2,414.6)}Lyrics: Fujibayashi Shouko\NComposition: Sahashi Toshihiko\NVocals: Iwashimizu Luna (Sawada Shione)
Dialogue: 0,0:25:31.34,0:25:34.92,Saburo,,0,0,0,,{\fad(400,596)\c&HFFFFFF&\3c&H000000&\pos(985,513)\fs28}Tasaki Ryuta
Dialogue: 0,0:25:31.34,0:25:34.92,SaburoSmall,,0,0,0,,{\fad(400,596)\c&HFFFFFF&\3c&H000000&\fs22\pos(959,513)}Director
Dialogue: 0,0:25:41.39,0:25:47.44,WorkOfFiction,,0,0,0,,{\pos(640,594)}{is this sponsor stuff?}AKIBARANGER IS A WORK OF FICTION
Dialogue: 0,0:25:47.44,0:25:49.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5\bord0\p1\pos(1084,558)\c&H000000&}m -485 -219 l -485 196 l 478 196 l 478 -219 {\p0}
Dialogue: 0,0:25:47.44,0:25:49.11,EpTitleEd,,0,0,0,,{\an2\fs40\pos(648.4,311.467)}NEXT TIME
Dialogue: 0,0:25:47.44,0:25:49.11,EpTitleEd,,0,0,0,,{\fs50\an3\pos(388,428)}EPISODE 4
Comment: 0,0:25:47.44,0:25:49.11,EpTitleEd,,0,0,0,,{\fs68\pos(432.4,348.4)}GODDESS OF 
Dialogue: 0,0:25:47.44,0:25:49.11,EpTitleEd,,0,0,0,,{\fs68\pos(434,428.2)\fscx90}GODDESS OF DELUSIONS
Comment: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:00.49,Default,,0,0,0,,## scripts ##
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.41,0:00:05.77,Default,,0,0,110,,One day, out of the blue, we Akibarangers suddenly find out we're the 17th official Super Sentai!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.77,0:00:11.79,Default,,0,0,0,,And in my Delusion World, Dairanger's now just a bunch of mascot characters called Chinaman!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.79,0:00:16.92,Default,,0,0,0,,We managed to beat the new sub-section chief with the help of our new Blue, Luna, but...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.92,0:00:20.79,Default,,0,0,0,,then Kibaranger appears looking to beat us up! {Seems a bit off, maybe 'then Kibaranger appears, looking to beat us up!'}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.79,0:00:23.07,Default,,0,0,0,,What the heck is going on?!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.07,0:00:25.50,Default,,0,0,0,,It's Dairanger time!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.05,0:00:27.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Not that it matters!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.72,0:00:31.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Because of you clowns, I'm just a shadow of who I used to be!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.90,0:00:45.18,Default,,0,0,0,,-There he is!\N-Oh no!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.18,0:00:49.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Would you please stop cowering\Nand come help us fight?!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.91,0:00:51.27,Default,,0,0,0,,This is just sad!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.27,0:00:53.79,Default,,0,0,0,,You're gonna ask some amateur\Ncosplay clown for help?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.95,0:00:56.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's try and take him, old man!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.65,0:00:57.90,Default,,0,0,0,,What?!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.90,0:00:59.64,Default,,0,0,0,,This guy's from some fake Sentai...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.64,0:01:00.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Fake?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.34,0:01:05.66,Default,,0,0,0,,The great Toei's Super Sentai Akibaranger doesn't need his help!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.66,0:01:07.96,Default,,0,0,0,,But we're not official heroes...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.96,0:01:11.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Maybe you should just give up, you pathetic unofficial fools.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.82,0:03:13.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Malshinya?!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.25,0:03:13.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Whoa, sexy!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.76,0:03:17.83,Default,,0,0,0,,I thought you blew up along with the Dark Guerrilla Marketer Fortress Robot nine months ago!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.83,0:03:20.07,Default,,0,0,0,,It's true that the Guerrilla Marketers are gone.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.54,0:03:22.05,Default,,0,0,0,,But I...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.93,0:03:26.10,Default,,0,0,0,,North...?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.30,0:03:29.85,Default,,0,0,0,,I was revived from beneath the\Nfrozen ice of the Arctic.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.85,0:03:33.47,Default,,0,0,0,,And now... And now, in our new organization...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.47,0:03:34.56,Default,,0,0,0,,C'mon, c'mon...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.79,0:03:37.82,Default,,0,0,0,,I once again work as a commander!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.26,0:03:39.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Whoa!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.99,0:03:41.25,Default,,0,0,0,,What's it say?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.25,0:03:45.78,Default,,0,0,0,,New-Dimensional-Mental-Correction-\NSubterranean-Neo-Empire Baros W?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.78,0:03:47.65,Default,,0,0,0,,It's Baros LOL!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.65,0:03:48.58,Default,,0,0,0,,LOL?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.58,0:03:49.34,Default,,0,0,0,,LOL!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.34,0:03:50.58,Default,,0,0,0,,More internet slang, huh...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.58,0:03:51.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Probably.{まあ、ハブる ???\}{"Tabun", perhaps? Not sure though.}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.64,0:03:55.05,Default,,0,0,0,,So how exactly did you come back from the Arctic?!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.05,0:03:56.11,Default,,0,0,0,,... seriously?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.11,0:03:57.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, what was it again...?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.63,0:04:00.05,Default,,0,0,0,,BaCk At YoU.{wasei-eigo "boomerang", I guess? http://d.hatena.ne.jp/keyword/%A5%D6%A1%BC%A5%E1%A5%E9%A5%F3 I think it's less meant to be relevant and more just one of their tics, like the "quotas!" from last season I guess?}
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.05,0:04:01.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Aw, I dunno!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.35,0:04:02.84,Default,,0,0,0,,How should I know?!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.38,0:04:05.46,Default,,0,0,0,,You were lying, weren't you?! Liar!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.64,0:04:09.22,Default,,0,0,0,,I was just giving you the explanation\Nthe General gave me!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.22,0:04:10.35,Default,,0,0,0,,General?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.66,0:04:15.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Now I'm going to have you all beaten to a pulp! Prepare yourselves!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.15,0:04:16.43,Default,,0,0,0,,What did you say?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.61,0:04:18.99,Default,,0,0,0,,Get them!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.65,0:04:22.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Roaring New Star! Shocking Echo!{redundant signs hooray}
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.87,0:04:25.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, you clowns can love your\Ntokusatsu music to death!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.70,0:04:29.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Roar! Pounce upon your prey!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.22,0:04:31.12,Default,,0,0,0,,No way! Yamagata?!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.12,0:04:35.88,Default,,0,0,0,,The Earth is crying in pain!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.88,0:04:36.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Yellow! Yellow!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.74,0:04:38.50,Default,,0,0,0,,It's MoJo!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.50,0:04:45.80,Default,,0,0,0,,—proud cry! To defend the lives the Earth has born!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.87,0:04:45.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Five lives are roused in anger!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.80,0:04:49.26,Default,,0,0,0,,What is this?! This volume! It's too loud!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.77,0:04:49.79,DefaultTop,,0,0,0,,Roar! Louder! Roar! Harder!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.72,0:04:52.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{fuck you mojo no-one cares about your dumb song and let's keep it to two lines on screen at once okay cool}
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.79,0:04:55.98,DefaultTop,,0,0,0,,Hundred Beast Sentai GaoRanger!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.98,0:04:57.65,DefaultTop,,0,0,0,,Roar!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.70,0:04:57.61,Default,,0,0,0,,{one two three fouuuuuur}
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.60,0:04:52.34,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't take both at once!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.32,0:04:57.00,Default,,0,0,0,,This is great, but also painful!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.61,0:05:04.45,Default,,0,0,0,,That was so easy, I don't know\Nwhy I even bothered!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.31,0:05:11.99,Default,,0,0,0,,Good work.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.99,0:05:14.22,Default,,0,0,0,,This place looks interesting!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.22,0:05:16.46,Default,,0,0,0,,It's like one of those run-down little maid cafes!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.88,0:05:20.43,Default,,0,0,0,,I have to say... I've got no good response for that.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.92,0:05:25.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you the nyew Blue?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.05,0:05:28.21,Default,,0,0,0,,That voice... then you're the one in the Akiba Yellow costume?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.21,0:05:29.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Nyeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.27,0:05:31.21,Default,,0,0,0,,I guess I haven't introduced myself nyet, so—
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.21,0:05:34.57,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm the unpopular idol, Iwashimizu Luna!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.57,0:05:37.73,Default,,0,0,0,,I haven't gotten work in such a long time that my manager stopped taking my calls,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.73,0:05:39.49,Default,,0,0,0,,so I'm betting it all on this job!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.49,0:05:40.69,Default,,0,0,0,,It's nice to meet you!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.55,0:05:45.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I'm Moegi Yumeria, nyand—
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.02,0:05:47.12,Default,,0,0,0,,We can do the introductions later.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.12,0:05:48.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's get to the problem at hand.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.29,0:05:54.08,Default,,0,0,0,,What did we do to get Kibaranger so mad?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.55,0:05:56.45,Default,,0,0,0,,I have no idea.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.45,0:06:00.59,Default,,0,0,0,,I mean, Kibaranger is the sixth member of Dairanger, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.59,0:06:03.46,Default,,0,0,0,,So shouldn't he have become China White?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.46,0:06:05.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Honestly...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.05,0:06:13.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Geez.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.85,0:06:17.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Why do I have to get called a liar?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.65,0:06:24.05,Default,,0,0,0,,TiMe To WaX, dArLiNg. {Help, I don't wax, how do I translate 永久脱毛 sensibly. Literally means "permanent hair removal". My instinct to make it snappy is something like "I'm waxing, darling!" or somesuch, but idk.} {I'm going to crack wise about getting a Brazilian.}
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.03,0:06:28.03,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm ready.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.97,0:06:31.09,Default,,0,0,0,,bRaZiLiAn TiMe! {same as above~} {"getting a Brazilian" is US slang for getting your pubes waxed}
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.44,0:06:33.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, welcome back.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.60,0:06:38.11,Default,,0,0,0,,That's a little too hot for a family show... {remember, Dairanger aired in the old evening time slot...}
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.11,0:06:39.27,Default,,0,0,0,,What are you talking about?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.07,0:06:44.12,Default,,0,0,0,,You act high and mighty, but you're rather naive, aren't you?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.12,0:06:45.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Aw, put a sock in it!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.31,0:06:48.60,Default,,0,0,0,,So, why didn't you finish them off?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.21,0:06:53.55,Default,,0,0,0,,They were too weak to amuse me, so I let them go.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.95,0:06:56.18,Default,,0,0,0,,The old "try harder next time" routine.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.18,0:06:57.98,Default,,0,0,0,,GoTtA wAx, DeAr... {still hair removin', bless 'em}
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.91,0:07:01.39,Default,,0,0,0,,You imbecile!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.39,0:07:05.46,Default,,0,0,0,,"We'll fight again after you're stronger"\Nis an iron-clad flag for defeat!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.46,0:07:07.74,Default,,0,0,0,,More importantly, General...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.74,0:07:10.78,Default,,0,0,0,,What was that stuff about arctic ice?!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.41,0:07:14.33,Default,,0,0,0,,They got onto me about it and called me a liar!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.33,0:07:17.50,Default,,0,0,0,,You fool! It's because you\Ndidn't do your research.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.38,0:07:21.17,Default,,0,0,0,,When it comes to the return of female\Nvillains, there is practically none greater...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.17,0:07:25.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Than Queen Hedorian, who appeared in two different shows!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.10,0:07:26.51,Default,,0,0,0,,What's with your attitude?!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.51,0:07:27.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Honestly...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.68,0:07:30.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Swing faster, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.47,0:07:37.52,Default,,0,0,0,,By combining the latest technology, and the beauty of my original lil' monsters...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.52,0:07:42.59,Default,,0,0,0,,I am on the verge of giving life to a new breed of monsterkins!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.59,0:07:44.40,Default,,0,0,0,,This is no mere repurposing...{i think, check this}{yup, http://dictionary.goo.ne.jp/leaf/jn2/232211/m0u/ you're good}
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.23,0:07:47.82,Default,,0,0,0,,They are my entirely new monsterkins!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.45,0:07:54.91,Default,,0,0,0,,What exactly is a Dairanger, anyway?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.12,0:07:59.45,Default,,0,0,0,,I see... you would wonder that.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.45,0:08:01.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Dairanger is—
Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.35,0:08:04.49,Default,,0,0,0,,It'd be a long explanation, so Kozkoz, just show her on the internet.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.49,0:08:05.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Roger.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.32,0:08:11.16,Default,,0,0,0,,—Except I can't, the existence of Dairanger has been erased from history.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.16,0:08:12.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, right...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.74,0:08:15.65,Default,,0,0,0,,But since Akibaranger is around instead...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.99,0:08:20.01,Default,,0,0,0,,What?!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.01,0:08:21.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Take a look at this!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.19,0:08:25.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Five-Star Sentai Akibaranger's reception...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.31,0:08:28.39,Default,,0,0,0,,"Arakawa Naruhisa was assigned to be main writer
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.39,0:08:30.84,Default,,0,0,0,,after having worked on Super\NSentai for three years,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.84,0:08:34.56,Default,,0,0,0,,but his approach to the writing was too personal, causing it be unpopular with kids and adults fans,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:34.56,0:08:36.58,Default,,0,0,0,,resulting in atrocious ratings\Nfrom the very first episode.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.58,0:08:38.99,Default,,0,0,0,,Inoue Toshiki was brought on to salvage the show,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.99,0:08:41.08,Default,,0,0,0,,but it was still canceled after 13 episodes!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.08,0:08:42.58,Default,,0,0,0,,It is often called the worst Super Sentai series,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.58,0:08:46.06,Default,,0,0,0,,and many consider its production the\Ndarkest time in the franchise's history."
Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.06,0:08:47.92,Default,,0,0,0,,"Citation needed."
Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.94,0:08:51.67,Default,,0,0,0,,But it was so good!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.67,0:08:52.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Look at these pictures!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:53.19,0:08:54.09,Default,,0,0,0,,No way!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.09,0:08:57.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Then... Wonder Wada was the\None cast as Akagi for this?!{that's Wada's nickname btw~}
Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.93,0:09:01.79,Default,,0,0,0,,This is too eerie!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.79,0:09:05.86,Default,,0,0,0,,And that promo pic smile... it's kinda sad.{この番宣用スチールらしき笑顔が切ないわにゃ}
Dialogue: 0,0:09:05.86,0:09:07.44,Default,,0,0,0,,No way...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.44,0:09:11.95,Default,,0,0,0,,But the guy at the hobby shop said it was a stand out Super Sentai season...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:13.36,0:09:15.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{LOLs}
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.41,0:09:19.03,Default,,0,0,0,,He was being sarcastic!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.03,0:09:21.95,Default,,0,0,0,,This is what Malshina was after!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:23.70,0:09:29.59,Default,,0,0,0,,She's warped reality to discredit Akibaranger and make us suffer!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:29.59,0:09:33.36,Default,,0,0,0,,I get it! That's nyot playing fair!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:33.36,0:09:36.51,Default,,0,0,0,,I understand why Kibaranger is out for blood now.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.51,0:09:37.66,Default,,0,0,0,,What, why?!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:37.66,0:09:41.89,Default,,0,0,0,,Think about it... what kind of Five-Star Sentai would only have {\i1}three{\i0} members?!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:42.87,0:09:44.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Now that you mention it...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:44.20,0:09:46.47,Default,,0,0,0,,It never bothered me at all!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:46.47,0:09:55.21,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sure Toei planned to boost ratings during the summer by adding two more members.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.21,0:09:56.82,Default,,0,0,0,,And one of them would've been Kibaranger!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.82,0:09:59.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Then the other one would be... Aranger?!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.03,0:10:01.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Put them together to get Akibaranger! Right?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:01.30,0:10:04.09,Default,,0,0,0,,But since the show was canceled,\Nthey never got to exist,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:04.09,0:10:08.40,Default,,0,0,0,,and Kibaranger became a meaningless creation.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.40,0:10:10.88,Default,,0,0,0,,So that's why he hates the Akibarangers. {or 'why he hates Akibaranger.'}
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.88,0:10:12.25,Default,,0,0,0,,It's done!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:12.25,0:10:14.65,Default,,0,0,0,,It finally lives...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.65,0:10:17.27,Default,,0,0,0,,This beautiful form!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:17.27,0:10:21.75,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sure those insolent amateurs will see you as nothing more than a repaint of Chief Blu-Ray...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.75,0:10:25.09,Default,,0,0,0,,But you're actually an entirely new model!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:26.55,0:10:28.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Malshina! Do you hear me?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:28.73,0:10:30.53,Default,,0,0,0,,It's ready, Malshina!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:30.53,0:10:31.94,Default,,0,0,0,,I hear you!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:31.94,0:10:35.16,Default,,0,0,0,,So hurry up and transport it over here!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:35.16,0:10:37.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't make it sound so mundane!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.36,0:10:41.74,Default,,0,0,0,,You should say "Hurry up and Delusimport it to me!"
Dialogue: 0,0:10:41.74,0:10:43.70,Default,,0,0,0,,We talked about this in the meeting!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:45.11,0:10:46.58,Default,,0,0,0,,What a pain...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:46.58,0:10:47.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Now!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:48.82,0:10:52.17,Default,,0,0,0,,20... 19... 18... {etc}
Dialogue: 0,0:10:52.17,0:10:55.40,Default,,0,0,0,,17... 16... 15...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:55.40,0:10:58.50,Default,,0,0,0,,14... 13... 12...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:59.62,0:11:03.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Pro-pro-pro-programmed and ready!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:03.02,0:11:05.22,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm Editor-in-Chief HVD!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:05.22,0:11:07.20,Default,,0,0,0,,That means I'm a big deal!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:07.20,0:11:09.58,Default,,0,0,0,,You had better listen to me!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:09.58,0:11:10.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Editor-in-Chief...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.81,0:11:11.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:11.57,0:11:13.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Shut up already!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.76,0:11:16.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh my!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:18.86,0:11:21.29,Default,,0,0,0,,3... 2... 1...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:21.29,0:11:23.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Delusimport!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:26.17,0:11:27.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:30.44,0:11:32.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Akibaranger 2!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:35.50,0:11:37.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Owowowow, pain!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:42.46,0:11:44.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Nice work! I can see perfectly!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:45.98,0:11:49.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Um... what are you doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.77,0:11:53.00,Default,,0,0,0,,W-What is that?!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:53.00,0:11:54.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Does it look funny?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:54.71,0:11:56.60,Default,,0,0,0,,I know it doesn't make sense!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:56.60,0:12:01.36,Default,,0,0,0,,But still, these paper masks never have eyeholes in the right place!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:01.36,0:12:03.08,Default,,0,0,0,,No, I don't mean that...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:03.08,0:12:06.21,Default,,0,0,0,,This is really hard to draw with no references!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:06.21,0:12:12.08,Default,,0,0,0,,I agree! But we need a script and props to help the Dairangers regain their memories!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:12.08,0:12:13.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's keep at it!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.15,0:12:16.73,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sure that all this preparation will help you in the Delusion World!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:16.73,0:12:19.44,Default,,0,0,0,,If we recreate the greatest moments from Dairanger,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:19.44,0:12:23.43,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sure they'll regain their memories as the Five-Star Sentai!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:23.43,0:12:26.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Recreate?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.18,0:12:33.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, maybe you would prefer it if Five-Star Sentai Akibaranger stayed around...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:33.94,0:12:35.08,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll help!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:36.05,0:12:40.53,Default,,0,0,0,,If I can get good at acting, it'll mean a higher profile as an idol, and more money!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:40.53,0:12:42.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Blunt as ever, ain't she?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.53,0:12:45.24,Default,,0,0,0,,It's ready!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:45.24,0:12:52.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Alright, with these props, and this script, we can turn Chinaman back to normal!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:53.74,0:12:55.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Grand Delusion!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:57.81,0:13:00.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Bang!
Comment: 0,0:13:04.51,0:13:10.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{wat} {Kou thinks he's kinda singing the Japanese equivalent to "ching chong wing wong," so... uh, maybe let's not sub this bit. "Para pin-pon hirohirorin, chin chin chin chin chin" is what she's hearing.}
Dialogue: 0,0:13:13.39,0:13:17.46,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm back, boss! {line bleed here?}
Dialogue: 0,0:13:19.11,0:13:20.11,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm dead!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.11,0:13:20.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Dead.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.93,0:13:22.90,Default,,0,0,0,,It's okay, it was just a tranquilizer.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:29.59,0:13:30.75,Default,,0,0,0,,What is this?!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.75,0:13:32.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?! Where am I?!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:32.80,0:13:35.23,Default,,0,0,0,,-Help me!\N-Casette tape, click!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:35.81,0:13:36.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's go, people!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:36.91,0:13:37.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Right! {also wat D:}
Dialogue: 0,0:13:39.02,0:13:39.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:42.39,0:13:43.56,Default,,0,0,0,,What the-?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:43.56,0:13:47.34,Default,,0,0,0,,It's fortification! Wow wow wow wow!{can we do the wooow wow wow wow}{so circulation or spin-change? nb: decide on this before lynx comes back!} {Bleh, I'm just going to put this into agreement with the H-S lyrics, we can't really afford to waste time or energy on this issue. This'll be the version most people recognize, probably}
Dialogue: 0,0:13:47.34,0:13:51.08,Default,,0,0,0,,It's qi-power! Wow wow wow wow!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:51.08,0:13:52.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Dance, my sword!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.51,0:13:56.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Roar, my fist!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:56.10,0:13:58.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Hmmmhmmhmm!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:58.12,0:13:59.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Shishiranger!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:59.96,0:14:04.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Tenma, Kirin, Hououranger!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:04.36,0:14:06.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Qi-Power Fortification!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:06.15,0:14:07.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:07.03,0:14:09.66,Default,,0,0,0,,A dazzling illusion!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:10.95,0:14:16.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Hoping to light a smile through your tears!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:16.05,0:14:18.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Qi-Power Fortification!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:18.64,0:14:22.15,Default,,0,0,0,,A dazzling illusion!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.55,0:14:27.49,Default,,0,0,0,,We'll burn out our crimson fire!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:27.17,0:14:28.18,DefaultTop,,0,0,0,,It came off!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:27.49,0:14:31.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Five stars shining in the heavens! {Yeah so I'm not changing this verse to match up with H-S, because they changed it to "Burn in the heavens," and what the balls why would you do that??}{I swapped it a bit to match what luna said last week, since it's more or less the same line}
Dialogue: 0,0:14:30.98,0:14:31.68,DefaultTop,,0,0,0,,Wanna sleep...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.68,0:14:36.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Five-Star Sentai, Five-Star Sentai,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:36.05,0:14:39.39,Default,,0,0,0,,Dairanger!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:39.81,0:14:40.84,DefaultTop,,0,0,0,,My turn!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:39.39,0:14:41.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow wow wow wow wow!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:41.90,0:14:45.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Dairanger...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:46.90,0:14:48.85,Default,,0,0,0,,You have to remember now, right!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:48.85,0:14:50.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Alright, let's go make sure!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:52.05,0:14:54.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Dance, my sword!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:54.57,0:14:56.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Roar, my fists!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:56.93,0:14:59.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Go! Hmmmhmmhmm!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:00.62,0:15:03.02,Default,,0,0,0,,I guess it didn't work...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:03.02,0:15:04.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Next we'll try—
Dialogue: 0,0:15:08.00,0:15:09.59,Default,,0,0,0,,You're not getting away this time.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:09.59,0:15:11.07,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm showing!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:11.07,0:15:15.22,Default,,0,0,0,,That Guerrilla Marketer sub-section chief survived?!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:15.22,0:15:17.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't compare me to that worm!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:17.90,0:15:21.14,Default,,0,0,0,,I have forty times the storage capacity of Blu-Ray,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:21.14,0:15:24.15,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm Editor-in-Chief HVD!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:24.15,0:15:27.05,Default,,0,0,0,,And I'm not a Guerrilla Marketer, I'm a Gorma monster. {Gorma seems to be the more common spelling.}
Dialogue: 0,0:15:27.05,0:15:30.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh yeah! Now that I look at him, he's got one eye!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:30.07,0:15:31.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:31.20,0:15:35.55,Default,,0,0,0,,The Gorma had lots of titles, like Baron and Lad!{so this here kozo is a reference to young monks but since that's not really a distinction that i think there is in the west short of altar boys so I dunno}{KABUKI KOZOOOOO} {Lad is honestly better than what H-S did with Kozo, so I'll leave this line as-is.}
Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.55,0:15:37.63,Default,,0,0,0,,They even had a President! {H-S did this as General, but I think that doesn't really fit the joke here.}
Dialogue: 0,0:15:37.63,0:15:38.61,Default,,0,0,0,,President?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:38.61,0:15:42.54,Default,,0,0,0,,But why would a Gorma monster\Nshow up after all this time?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:42.54,0:15:46.73,Default,,0,0,0,,I was created by the great General Pain!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:46.73,0:15:47.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's get it on!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:58.02,0:15:58.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's go—
Dialogue: 0,0:15:58.80,0:15:59.44,Default,,0,0,0,,And run!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:59.44,0:15:59.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on—
Dialogue: 0,0:15:59.85,0:16:00.67,Default,,0,0,0,,And run!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:00.67,0:16:01.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Here we go—
Dialogue: 0,0:16:01.48,0:16:02.19,Default,,0,0,0,,And run!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:02.19,0:16:02.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Careful!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:02.70,0:16:04.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Runrunrunrun!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:04.95,0:16:05.94,Default,,0,0,0,,In you go!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:06.01,0:16:06.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Time to speed!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:06.65,0:16:08.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Peel out!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:08.61,0:16:09.82,Default,,0,0,0,,They got away!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:09.82,0:16:10.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Editor!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:10.66,0:16:11.55,Default,,0,0,0,,Right!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:12.09,0:16:15.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Marking Beam!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:20.71,0:16:22.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Man, now I've got rope burns...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:22.11,0:16:24.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Could you guys give me a break?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:24.11,0:16:26.63,Default,,0,0,0,,I'd rather not get dragged\Ninto any more weird battles!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:27.48,0:16:29.07,Default,,0,0,0,,In that case...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:29.07,0:16:29.92,Default,,0,0,0,,How about this?!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:31.78,0:16:32.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Ready and...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:33.54,0:16:35.47,Default,,0,0,0,,What is this?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:36.51,0:16:37.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Ow!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:38.14,0:16:39.06,Default,,0,0,0,,My nose is broken...!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:39.06,0:16:42.60,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll dye my fists with your blood! {The way H-S did this line is inferior, Heat's take stays}
Dialogue: 0,0:16:44.39,0:16:45.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Panther Style Strike! {In H-S this is "Secret Leopard Fang Style Attack". I find this inferior but it's here if someone wants to change it.}
Dialogue: 0,0:16:46.80,0:16:48.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Demon God Wind Fist! {In H-S this is "Wicked Heart Wind Fist," which I think is inferior.}
Dialogue: 0,0:16:54.46,0:16:56.32,Default,,0,0,0,,What's going on?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:56.32,0:16:59.75,Default,,0,0,0,,It's a recreation of a famous\Nscene from Dairanger 27!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:59.75,0:17:04.87,Default,,0,0,0,,The decisive battle between Ryuranger and his arch-rival Matoba Jin!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:08.81,0:17:11.17,Default,,0,0,0,,What is this? What am I...?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:11.17,0:17:13.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Looks like it's my turn.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:13.20,0:17:14.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Turn for what?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:14.87,0:17:17.93,Default,,0,0,0,,This is where Matoba Jin's fiance Aki shows up to stop them.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:19.04,0:17:21.82,Default,,0,0,0,,The f-f-final fist!{see above}
Dialogue: 0,0:17:25.15,0:17:25.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Jin!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:26.55,0:17:29.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Stop it! Please, stop!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:29.11,0:17:29.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Aki!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:29.87,0:17:30.94,Default,,0,0,0,,You let your guard down!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:55.06,0:17:56.09,Default,,0,0,0,,I...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:56.09,0:17:57.27,Default,,0,0,0,,What was I doing?!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:57.27,0:17:58.89,Default,,0,0,0,,You're back to normal!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:58.89,0:18:02.06,Default,,0,0,0,,You're... Akiba Red from the\NUnofficial Sentai, Akibaranger!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.06,0:18:02.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:04.22,0:18:07.06,Default,,0,0,0,,There's nowhere you guys can run from me!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:07.06,0:18:08.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Kou, look!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:10.48,0:18:11.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Rin!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:11.47,0:18:14.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Kou, I'm going to start working as an idol!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:16.19,0:18:19.36,Default,,0,0,0,,A handsome media professional\Nsays I have what it takes!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:19.36,0:18:20.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Such natural acting!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:20.90,0:18:23.93,Default,,0,0,0,,You're always able to become the\Ncharacters that you truly love!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:23.93,0:18:26.96,Default,,0,0,0,,That's what being an otaku is!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:26.96,0:18:29.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, it's time for my recording—
Dialogue: 0,0:18:29.30,0:18:30.83,Default,,0,0,0,,You can't!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:30.83,0:18:34.16,Default,,0,0,0,,That guy's the Media Magician! He's gonna steal your memories! {you know, I don't think Kou is even in that episode...}
Dialogue: 0,0:18:36.44,0:18:37.80,Default,,0,0,0,,What was I?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:38.19,0:18:40.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, Kibaranger, who are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:40.97,0:18:43.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Ain't it obvious? I'm the sixth\Nmember of Dairanger.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:43.95,0:18:48.40,Default,,0,0,0,,... that's right! I'm not some pitiful character concept that never got to be in Akibaranger!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:48.40,0:18:51.62,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm the Five-Star Sentai Dairanger's Roaring New Star, Kou!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:51.62,0:18:53.26,Default,,0,0,0,,- Bullseye!\N- Great!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:54.23,0:18:56.63,Default,,0,0,0,,They're back to normal?!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:56.63,0:18:57.61,Default,,0,0,0,,How come?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:57.61,0:19:00.83,Default,,0,0,0,,What do you mean? I've never\Nbeen anyone other than...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:02.55,0:19:03.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Ryuranger!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:03.73,0:19:06.24,Default,,0,0,0,,The Celestial Fire Star, Ryo!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:06.87,0:19:08.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Kibaranger!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:08.49,0:19:10.37,Default,,0,0,0,,The Roaring New Star, Kou!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:10.77,0:19:12.10,Default,,0,0,0,,My favorite instant ramen...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:14.14,0:19:15.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Is Enhou!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:15.59,0:19:18.17,Default,,0,0,0,,It's the Chinese excitement from four thousand years ago, whispered on the wind. {didn't see this so check check check it.}{yeah i'm gonna delegate on this shit too, i'm not a dairanger-ite - mag} {In episode 33 of Dairanger, Rin becomes an idol and promotes a fictional brand of ramen written "Enhou" in a poster that appears early in the episode. This line of his is the promotional line from the poster. This is stupidly nerdy even for Akibaranger, the poster's barely in the episode and the line's never spoken aloud in it!}{I bet Arakawa wrote that ep}
Dialogue: 0,0:19:18.17,0:19:19.89,Default,,0,0,0,,Akiba Red!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:21.95,0:19:24.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on already, roll call, roll call! {apparently it's roll and not role}
Dialogue: 0,0:19:25.61,0:19:27.64,Default,,0,0,0,,I love sardines! Don't underestimate me!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:27.64,0:19:29.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Iwashimizu Luna!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:29.06,0:19:30.12,Default,,0,0,0,,... what?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:30.53,0:19:34.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I wanted to say this at the Secret Base,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:34.19,0:19:38.35,Default,,0,0,0,,but... what I actually wanted to say was-
Dialogue: 0,0:19:38.35,0:19:41.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Pain is power!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:41.28,0:19:42.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Go!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:42.50,0:19:44.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Unofficial Sentai!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:44.80,0:19:45.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Dairanger!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:45.37,0:19:46.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Akibaranger!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:48.39,0:19:50.84,Default,,0,0,0,,No, no, over here!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:50.84,0:19:51.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Ranger!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:53.64,0:20:00.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Our love for Super Sentai has helped Ryuranger remember who he is!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:01.47,0:20:02.73,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll remember this.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:02.73,0:20:05.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Editor-in-Chief, you handle the rest.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:05.08,0:20:05.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:06.84,0:20:07.88,Default,,0,0,0,,... what?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:07.88,0:20:09.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Deal with it yourself!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:09.43,0:20:10.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait—!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:10.14,0:20:14.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Akibarangers, it's time I repay you for your help.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:14.19,0:20:16.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Same here! Try and keep up, unofficial guys!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:16.19,0:20:16.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Alright!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:23.89,0:20:25.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Heavy editing!{Henshuuchou tsuyoi!} {I thought I'd try to turn this into a joke...}
Dialogue: 0,0:20:29.04,0:20:30.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Editor-!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:34.29,0:20:35.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Luna!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:52.26,0:20:54.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Akibarangers! You can finish him!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:54.79,0:20:55.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Really?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:55.68,0:20:58.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Sure thing! Let him have it!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:58.16,0:21:03.13,Default,,0,0,0,,I know you Akibarangers can light a smile through your tears! {seems to be an OP reference...}
Dialogue: 0,0:21:03.67,0:21:04.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's do it, Kibaranger!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:04.65,0:21:05.37,Default,,0,0,0,,You got it!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:05.37,0:21:08.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Recieve full-charged Qi Power!{kiryoku juumai irero} {Maybe change to 'Recieve our fully-charged Qi Power!'}
Dialogue: 0,0:21:09.85,0:21:11.77,Default,,0,0,0,,It's penultimate power time!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:11.77,0:21:12.39,Default,,0,0,0,,Amazing!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:12.39,0:21:13.42,Default,,0,0,0,,How's this?!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:14.94,0:21:16.17,Default,,0,0,0,,What the—?!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:16.17,0:21:17.73,Default,,0,0,0,,It shot something!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:17.73,0:21:18.53,Default,,0,0,0,,It sure did.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:18.53,0:21:19.63,Default,,0,0,0,,It really did!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:19.63,0:21:22.60,Default,,0,0,0,,This seems like the thing to do,\Nso let's combine 'em!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:23.15,0:21:24.40,Default,,0,0,0,,It worked!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:24.40,0:21:25.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Here we go!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:26.08,0:21:27.55,Default,,0,0,0,,Dairen-Bomber!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:27.55,0:21:28.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Bomber!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:30.23,0:21:32.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Forty times—
Dialogue: 0,0:21:33.52,0:21:35.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Alright!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:35.87,0:21:36.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:36.49,0:21:37.39,Default,,0,0,0,,That one?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:37.39,0:21:40.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, that one!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:40.13,0:21:42.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Aw, man... guess I'll join you.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:50.74,0:21:52.10,Default,,0,0,0,,What was that explosion?!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:52.46,0:21:54.62,Default,,0,0,0,,What happened, Malshina?!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:54.62,0:21:56.27,Default,,0,0,0,,We lost!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:56.27,0:21:59.99,Default,,0,0,0,,And your precious Editor got blown all to hell!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:02.51,0:22:04.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Curse you!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:06.65,0:22:08.26,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm so sorry, Kirika!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:08.26,0:22:11.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Congratulations on your win!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:11.53,0:22:12.89,Default,,0,0,0,,Congratulations!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:15.15,0:22:16.67,Default,,0,0,0,,We did it!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:19.97,0:22:20.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Good work on your mission!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:20.78,0:22:24.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey guys, what's the Five-Star Sentai?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:24.02,0:22:25.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Dairanger, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:25.57,0:22:26.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, Dairanger.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:26.97,0:22:27.77,Default,,0,0,0,,They had Dairenoh,
Dialogue: 0,0:22:27.77,0:22:28.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Won Tiger,
Dialogue: 0,0:22:28.71,0:22:29.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Qi-Power Bomber,
Dialogue: 0,0:22:29.90,0:22:32.48,Default,,0,0,0,,and the Heavy Armor Qi Palace! {H-S used "Palace" and that doesn't seem too retarded to me, so...}
Dialogue: 0,0:22:32.48,0:22:34.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank goodness!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:34.44,0:22:36.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Now the world's back to normal!{Is this a Megaranger reference, I wonder? Weren't nejires the gimmick of the villains there?}{Iiii don't think that's the case}
Dialogue: 0,0:22:36.74,0:22:40.17,Default,,0,0,0,,And Akibaranger isn't a dark\Nmark on history, either!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:45.00,0:22:49.01,Default,,0,0,0,,But we can't relax yet, since Malshina is back.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:49.01,0:22:51.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't worry about it, Hakase!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:51.15,0:22:55.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Our new Blue Luna is a little inexperienced,\Nbut she's got a lot of potential!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:55.45,0:22:58.35,Default,,0,0,0,,A little training, and she'll become\Na great delusion warrior!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:58.83,0:23:05.39,Default,,0,0,0,,But why did the official heroes devolve inside of our delusion?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:05.78,0:23:10.34,Default,,0,0,0,,I dunno how it happened, but there's no way just our delusions would have caused it.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:10.78,0:23:15.83,Default,,0,0,0,,You mean that someone else's delusions might have gotten mixed up in what's going on?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:17.86,0:23:21.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}I was created by the great General Pain!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:21.73,0:23:23.37,Default,,0,0,0,,General Pain...
Dialogue: 0,0:23:24.79,0:23:25.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Um...
Dialogue: 0,0:23:26.30,0:23:30.24,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm afraid I won't be transforming\Nanymore, after today.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:33.16,0:23:36.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait a second, is this some kinda deja vu?!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:36.19,0:23:39.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you trying to surprise us while you go off to a training camp, or something?!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:39.12,0:23:45.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I had been wondering about it, but we're not filming anything, are we?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:45.08,0:23:46.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Nope, not at all.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:46.25,0:23:50.11,Default,,0,0,0,,So there's no benefit at all for me, since I want to be an idol, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:50.11,0:23:51.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:51.19,0:23:54.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Could it be now that Five-Star Sentai\NAkibaranger's been erased from history,
Dialogue: 0,0:23:54.32,0:23:57.24,Default,,0,0,0,,your motivation is gone, too?!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:57.24,0:23:58.66,Default,,0,0,0,,What are you talking about?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:58.66,0:24:02.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Anyway, I want to make my dream of becoming a worldwide idol come true! {has there ever been one of those from japan?}
Dialogue: 0,0:24:03.48,0:24:05.09,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait, Lunya!
Dialogue: 0,0:24:05.09,0:24:08.14,Default,,0,0,0,,I know we didn't work together long, but thanks for everything.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:35.18,0:25:35.98,DefaultTop,,0,0,0,,It's Yumeria!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:35.98,0:25:36.47,DefaultTop,,0,0,0,,And Kozkoz!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:36.47,0:25:39.15,DefaultTop,,0,0,0,,-Gossip over tea is the best!\N-I love tea talk, too! {i have no fucking idea what's going on in this preview up until the very end}{so they're discussing yaoi stuff, I can get that much (I'm p. sure the second line is like "HEY KOZKOZ Do YoU lIkE uKeS?" but fuck if I can pin down any of the rest of it. It's so... fast. D:} {There's a term here Kou can't recognize, I've filled in what she can recognize. Also the line probably needs to be split.}
Dialogue: 0,0:25:39.15,0:25:40.36,DefaultTop,,0,0,0,,Kozkoz, are you into uke types?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:40.36,0:25:42.19,DefaultTop,,0,0,0,,With silky hair and all pouty\Nbecause he misses his seme!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:42.19,0:25:44.34,DefaultTop,,0,0,0,,Nyand they're all "Don't go!"\Nand "Come over here!"
Dialogue: 0,0:25:44.34,0:25:46.67,DefaultTop,,0,0,0,,Next time on Akibaranger! No\Nfujoshi delusions allowed!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:46.67,0:25:47.90,DefaultTop,,0,0,0,,Are you into that, Kozkoz? {that's like you}
Dialogue: 0,0:25:47.90,0:25:49.11,DefaultTop,,0,0,0,,I'm not a fujoshi!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:49.11,0:25:51.44,Default,,0,0,0,,